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mellowminty:

i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time

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embracethishope:

quinngingerlove:

archicide:

"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone

Plus the sequel “we never got closure”

And then the side adaptation “as a result I have a weird crush that never died”

all I know

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spicy-vagina-tacos:

yeah clowns and heights are scary and all but have u ever clogged your friends toilet

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sprouseable:

Batsprouse

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goatwing:

*prints this tweet, rolls a cigarette with it, and puts it between my teeth without lighting it*

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c-will-run:

Nuggets of gold in 140 characters or less.

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